How to Survive a Horror Movie

I figure since Halloween was only six days ago I can still write a Halloween special. So here it is… my Halloween Special is…. HOW TO SURVIVE A HORROR MOVIE!!! Evil music playing in the background!

I shall start with places not to hide:

1. Basement.
2. Attic.
3. Closet.
4. Under the bed.
5. The bathroom.
6. A graveyard.
7. Library (Everything echoes. Of course, you could throw a book at the guy and kill the horror monster with knowledge. After all, words have power!)
8. Behind the chainsaws (or any other weapons.)
9. The woods.
10. Empty warehouse (abandon house.)
11. Doctor’s office (or Dentist especially a dentist.)
12. Basement of a hospital.
13. Parking garage.
14. In front of the camera (Duh! Everyone ones knows that if the camera is facing you, then the chances are good that you’re the next victim.)
15. Park, where no ones around.
16. Dark alleys.
17. Near a river (they can easily dispose of your body.)
18. Your neighbor’s yard (everyone has a creepy neighbor.)
19. And most definitely stay away from schools they have tendency to like them (I guess they like to learn language arts… maybe… or maybe it was math class.)
20. And last, but definitely not least, IN THE DARK!

 

Now the next thing you want to do is find a weapon. Here is a list of possible weapons from a household:

1. A book (especially if you hide in the library.)
2. Really hot tea (or hot chocolate.)
3. A frying pan.
4. A sturdy stick.
5. A poker from the fireplace.
6. A chopping knife.
7. Scissors (just don’t run with them!)
8. Pencil (or pen.)
9. Chopsticks.
10. And for the final… a spoon.

 

And after all of this I suggest one escape route…Evil music…. to call Doctor Who. More Evil Music.

      

                                                               Alright! Happy Halloween!